It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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