Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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