The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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