Well apparently he's into motor boating.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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