peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I think people are normalizing furries
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