Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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