That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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