don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am full of burrito and curiosity
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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