My friends, they love my intelligence
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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