Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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