You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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