you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
My feet surprised me
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