I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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