i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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