is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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