I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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