you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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