im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.