OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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