I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
do nipples grow back?
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