Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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