I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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