just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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