what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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