I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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