Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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