i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
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I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize