I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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