your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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