It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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