Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
the raccoons are back...
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