Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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