I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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