Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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