at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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