I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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