I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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