He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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