Christians are straight up FREAKS
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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