can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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