Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i would punch a child for taco bell
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?