life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?