he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.