isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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