I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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