He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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