The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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