i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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