The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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