they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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