Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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