She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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