If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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