Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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