Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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