Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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