My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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